Printable Couple Redneck Birthday Cards

 
 
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Couple Redneck Birthday Card Messages

For all those hill billy, country bumpkin rednecks out there! Here is the perfect card to celebrate the day you were born(vi inbreeding or otherwise).

The cards on this site can be edited by clicking on the print pdf button and writing your desired message on the inside of the card. The final cards are to be folded twice to create the perfect printable birthday card. Yeehaaa!!!

1) To the one in a million lovely hearts, I will rescue in the event of a zombie apocalypse.

2) Welcome to the middle ages. They are not the best, but with someone like you with a beautiful soul, I can bet on the best days ahead.

3) I thought I was too old for playful dates until I met you. Now I don't care how old I am, thanks to you. Wishing you many more birthdays to come to my lovely soul mate.

4) Here is to another year of keeping each other moderately sane. You know everything about me, but you were still so crazy to choose me to be your best friend. Love you.

5) To an insane human who makes me laugh myself silly. And by the way, brace yourself for many more. We are growing old together.

6) Million great minds were born on the same day as you, but I am glad you are not one (smiley/happy emoji). Because if you were, I would never have met you. Be wiser this year.

7) You have given me the most significant memories that will last a lifetime. With the several adventures, silly jokes and dumb moments we've had, I hope I have been the best soul mate the same way you have been.

8) To my human diary, my better half. I can't think of the worst part of getting older because you have always made every part of it the best.

A lovely message goes a long way toward melting a loved one's heart. Flat tasting birthday messages are a thing of the past. Make the smile of that soul mate float in love on their birthday.

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