Free Printable Birthday Cards for 70-Year-Olds

 
 
 
 
 
 
 

29 Fantastic Birthday Wishes And Messages For 70 Year Olds

If you have a milestone birthday coming up, then you’ll need to get your message just right. See this ultimate collection of quotes about 70th birthdays for inspiration — and remember to browse our site for quotes for any other occasion.

1) I lost count, but I do know that last year we ran out of candle space, AGAIN. But hey, you made it! Happy Birthday! What are you looking forward to this year?

2) Hey! Can you hear me? Hello? I cannot hear you! Well, tt's probably because you are so far over the hill. Like, you are way over it. Anyway, if you CAN hear me...Happy Birthday!

3) Happy Birthday!!! We might have to wait until until later to open the rest of your cards and gifts. The fire chief wanted to talk to us first to make sure all those candles wouldn't set off something. We will get back to celebrating your birthday in a moment. It's for everyone's safety.

4) Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are not old. You are just...wait. Who I am kidding? You are old. You actually are very old. Happy Birthday!

5) Do you have a fire extinguisher nearby? I wanted to be certain of that before I light your birthday candles! Happy Birthday! Now for real, do you have an extinguisher?

6) Happy 70th Birthday! They say it's the new 70!

7) Happy Birthday! Each new day and each new year, just makes this beautiful life even better! May your year be full of nothing but beauty!

8) You make being 'young at heart' look easy! 

9) 70 years and you still don't look a day over 20! 

10) 70 year old… That’s 2,207,520,000 seconds!  

11) Blowing out the candles it's not an issue. Blowing out all the previous dental work is! 

12) It's been a 70-year long journey! You're quite the explorer! 

13) It's safe to say you're the definition of aging gracefully! 

14) A bright smile, beautiful eyes, and healthy body are just a few of the many gifts you’ve given to us all. We wish you many more years of good health and happiness!

15) You are a beautiful person and I have felt an enormous amount of love and support from you throughout the years. I am so lucky to have you in my life.

 16) You are beautiful inside and out. It’s amazing what the human body can do if you take care of it!

17) Congratulations on surviving the 60s and your 60s. Time to swing on by the 70s. 

18) Do you know how expensive 70 candles are these days?? 

19) At 70 it's time to put the brakes on, slow down, and smell the roses… or any kind of flower you want really. 

20) I've got 70 great reasons why you are important to me. There is just not enough room on this card to write them. 

21) 70 years and you're one audacious fountain of youth!

22) 70 years, that's a lot! You’re one hot granny!

 23) Happy birthday, Grandma! May you live another 70 years, or until the end of your time.

24) I’ve been blessed to live a good life, and have the opportunity to spend it with the most wonderful woman. Her name is Gertrude, and she’s turning 70 today. Happy birthday, sweetheart!

25) On this day in 1951, the world was introduced to one of its most beautiful women. Happy birthday to _________. 

26) You have always been there for us and we are blessed beyond measure because of it.

27) And, here we are — the big 7-0. No need for the History Channel, we have you! 

28) You’ve literally been around for several decades!!! Here’s to 7 more!!

29) To the new and improved 70 year old!