Bowling Printable Birthday Cards

 

Are you heading off to a bowling birthday party? Does your friend or family member cherish the game to no end?? 

You'll be sure to strike up some points with these pin-shattering cards! 

Here we have curated a delightful mix of bowling birthday cards that won't leave you in the gutter! Below are also some fantastically witty messages to pair with your chosen card!

29 Fantastic Witty Messages for Bowling Birthday Cards

1) I’m always happy to roll up on your birthday!

2) To the most striking character I know! 

3) May the bowling gods grant you better scores this year!

4) Forget tallying your score, today is all about tallying the candles on that there cake! 

5) Hope you’re having a ball! 

6) Just another day of striking it lucky! 

7) May your day be ball slingin’! 

8) Happy Birthday, turkey chaser!

9) Still dreaming of 300’s I see!

10) Knocking down pins is the aim. Getting 300 is the game! 

11) There’s a new alley in town you might want to check out… Helium Bowling! 

12) As you get older, you become more like a bowling pin. Falling down is easy and it’s more difficult to get back up! 

13) You have nice balls. Get your mind out of the gutter, I’m talking about bowling! 

14) Happy Birthday. I’ll SPARE you any lame bowling jokes!  

15) Have I ever mentioned your balls look just like mine! 

16) Keep getting older. Eventually, your head will make a great bowling ball!  

17) It’s simple. You give a split about me and I give a split about you! 

18) You get knocked down but you get up again! 

19) Your mind is in the gutter but your balls aren’t.

20) Getting older is just another great reason to go bowling! 

21) Happy birthday to the gutter ball guru! 

22) You can never lie about your age on your birthday. We all know it’s bowl-shit! 

23) The age monster strikes again! 

24) Party time! Now let’s get the ball rolling! 

25) I love bowling! May you always get a hole in one! 

26) 40 is great! Don’t KNOCK it, until you try it. 

27) May your birthday be mind-bowling!

28) To a friend I'd never leave in the gutter! 

 29) Call me if you ever have any SPARE time!

May you enjoy the camaraderie and the laughs this birthday celebration! 

Thanks for visiting our page of printable bowling birthday cards. We hope the messages and sayings have been helpful. Here's wishing you strike aces all day long!!