13 Prickly Printables ~ See Our Cactus Printable Birthday Cards

A cactus represents endurance and especially endurance of love. Native American cultures have treasured the cactus as a representation of warmth, protection, and motherly love. Perhaps because of its innate ability to thrive in dry desolate climates. For these symbolic reasons, it is a great gift for birthdays. 

Please see below for some thoughtful and funny messages relating to cacti.

Cactus Birthday Messages

1) You’re a prickly pear but we don’t care;
We love you for the joy you share!
Happy Birthday from all of us!

2) My heart is parched whenever we’re apart. Happy Birthday to my most succulent sweetheart!

3) Cactus-shamactus… No one soaks up water like we do! Happy Birthday to my fellow cross-training fanatic!

4) Oops, I saw your Schlumbergera flower… And a Happy Birthday to you too!

5) Jumping Cholla! It’s your birthday!

6) Cephalocereus, your age is mysterious, but no need to query us ‘cuz we’re already here for this! Happy Birthday, Cactus Queen!

7) Zoinks! I see you’ve received a new cactile implant! Happy Birthday baby!

8) I can’t get no... Cactus-faction! No no no! Happy Birthday to the man who THOUGHT he had everything! Now you have a cactus too!

9) Happy 8th birthday to my sweet lil’ Bunny Ears.

10) You age like a cactus. Seriously, do you age at all?! Happy Birthday hot mama!

11) Like a Saguaro cactus growing slowly and steadily, undeterred in its desert home, aging brings wisdom to the patient soul who trusts in nature's plan. Happiest of birthdays to our dearest, beloved, Grandfather. May your wisdom continue to guide us all.

12) When life gives you cactus, I'll always be there for you  

13) I want to give you some cactical advice: don't be a prick. 

14) Two cacti were walking down the street. One cactus said to the other cactus "You're looking sharp."

15) You reminded me of this cactus. Because I feel my life is a desert.

16) And you're the only ugly thing left that can save me! 

17) When life gives you a prickly pear, make yourself a Margarita! 

18) May our enduring love protect us forever. 

19) Like a cactus. No one really likes the points you make.

We hope you have enjoyed these wonderfully designed birthday cards depicting the almighty cactus!

You can add your chosen message to the inside of a card on the PDF page. Simply scroll down, add your message and then print the card to finish.