Funny Birthday Card for a Girl

 

Note: there is a typo in this birthday card, that is because there is 'Pee'in Everyopne.

1) … and I guess you are happy every single night.

2) Well it is always better to let it out than to keep it in, so don’t be sad at least you know you won’t be sick! Happy 8th Birthday!

3) It doesn’t matter if you had an ‘accident’ what matters is how you deal with it, after all you can always just run and spread the warmth to whoever teases you! Happy 8th Birthday; spread the warmth!

4) If you still feel embarrassed from peeing your pants, I’ll wet mine too and walk beside you, just like best friends would do. Happy 8th Birthday!

5)  It is your _____ year in this world and you’ve begun to become more independent. You’re growing quickly, developing even quicker but this does not change the fact that you are my child and you are always going to be one of a kind to me. Happy Birthday!

6) ____ years and you’ve grown so much; you are getting smarter and developing quickly. Even though you’ve changed, you still are my beautiful baby. Happy 8th Birthday!

7) … But remember to spread that love, by hugging everyone and transferring some of that warmth to your family and friends! Happy 8th Birthday, my little prankster!