Funny Birthday Card Messages

There are many funny birthday card messages posted all over this website. We hope the humour helps people feel better about growing older!

1) When it came to getting you a present, we said, "Nothing but the best!" "Spare no expense!" "Money is no object!" Then when the laughter died down we looked for a free card on the internet and printed this one!

2) Sure, I’ve made more trouble for you than everyone else combined. What can I say… I’m an over achiever.

3) I planned to give you a ticket to some exotic location for your birthday. But I knew you’d miss me too much. That’s the wonderful kind of person you are. I would never make you suffer like that.

4) Birthdays are fantastic for your health. The more you have, the longer you live. (got that)

5) Think of getting a year older as getting another year to shop!

6) Why do you hate your birthday so much! Is because you receive cheap gifts and strange cards with crazy messages in them. Or is it because you're getting older. Anyway, Happy Birthday!

7) Feel free to blow out the candles now! I've already called the fire department.

8) I couldn't think of what to get you for your birthday. So I figured, next birthday I'll get you something doubly special.

9) You're now one year older and one year wiser. So do some thinking and figure out there's no present!

10) Since you love Maths I’ll show you this equation. Friends ADDED, Foes SUBTRACTED, pleasure MULTIPLIED and sadness DIVIDED and that EQUALS... a happy life! Best wishes for your birthday!!